Who is mibera?
It’s the anti-derivative derivative of Milady. Think of that moment at a music festival when you’re peaking on molly—that dizzy, euphoric high, heart pounding, mind unraveling. That’s mibera.
If Milady is about wholesome, trad values, mibera is the jittery pulse of anxiety and financial nihilism. They’re two sides of the same coin, oscillating between serene detachment and chaotic euphoria, together forming a well-balanced, fully deranged being. mibera EXISTS IN YOU, but you only meet her by ingesting the lores. And once you do, you can’t forget.
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Mibera lore was an essential part of seeding the minds of the many allowing mibera to come into conciousness. mibera always existed but was not always known. To be what she knew she was, the distribution of her soul was to be spread to the deepest darkest depths. As so, the mibera lore accessories and articles were the first known ramblings. This particular story takes place after the lore 5 was echoed into world
Großßerbera enters the room
After some initial henlo and ooga booging
On a lonely, usual day for the prospective supersetooors, they sat, eyes glazed, staring at screens, beaten down by the bear market that had already devoured their souls. But deep down, they clung to the belief that the next piece of the puzzle was just within reach. They needed mibera like mibera needed them.
1:22 minutes before launch, the infamous scammer known only as janitoor issued a cryptic warning:
sorry in advance for the pain and suffering during the onchain BvB bloodbath
treat it as a bullish glitch blood offering to the kaironic ooga booga spirit of mibera
Then, Lore 6 went live on January 23rd, 4:20 PM.
The loading wheel of death spun. And spun. And spun—longer than usual, even for the blockchain. Maybe it was the weed. Maybe it was fate. Until suddenly...
Lore 6 Poster Minted..... 126/126
Lore 6 Video Minted..... 333/333
Lore 6 Music Minted..... 420/420
It couldn’t be. Had they really been that slow? (Yes.) Were all the accessories minted in mere seconds?
Jani was right. A bloodbath was inevitable.
Chaos Ensues
In the depths of the Discord, panic took root. The hopeful supersetooors and setooors spiraled into disarray. Dreams crumbled, hopes evaporated. Secondaries listed at obscene prices. Some chads (idiots) even thought the prize was worth it and were buying at those levels. But irl, people call that mental illness.
The lonely miberas didn’t know what to think. Even beloved admin PETRA fanned the flames with a sly psyop:
"JANI MINTED WHOLE SUPPLY."
But the chad MidasWhale responded coolly:
"oh was it him? that’s bullish if real."
And then, like a specter from the blockchain abyss, out popped a wild Großßerbera.
Meanwhile, MiberaMaker was on the case, digging deep into the botter chaos. The miberas debated: should they keep the botter's ETH and redo the mint? Or did they simply want mibera?
Respect the Flex
Großßerbera took it upon himself to let everyone know:
"Respect the Flex."
He doubled down, sharing tales of how he had spent 10 ETH minting—though he'd recouped more than half by dumping on the chad supersetoor enthusiasts (idiot autists). But was it his fault? He'd worked hard on his scripts, just a poor botter from the slums trying to scam his way through a brutal bear market. Could these almost-supersetooors not see the pain in his words?
But MiberaMaker had other plans.
MIBERA HAS A PLAN
In Discord land, Karen was demanding to speak to the manager. This was no place for a botter.
The Curse of Mibera
The miberas began referring to Großßerbera as the cursed botter.
Steps were needed to prevent heroic supersetooors from deploying all their capital to scoop up accessories to achieve holy supersetooor status.
mek bot
now so sadge
so sadge
This was the final straw for Großßerbera. He knew the curse of mibera would devastate his entire bloodline. He had already lost his life savings of 10 ETH. He drew his cards and placed them on the table—sending the entirety of his ill-acquired, useless JPEGs to the one they called janitoor.
Jani accepted the offer, but with a caveat: the curse would be lifted, but his ETH was gone for good.
The final terms were agreed upon, and the supersetooors dared to believe they still had a shot—if the stars aligned, they could still become supersetooors after all.
mibera enters a chain with a bear on it
Some supersetooors are more retarded than others. They go above and beyond to sabotage their own wealth, feeding botters in the desperate hope of becoming the almighty supersetooor. But the story doesn't end here. This is just the beginning of the mibera saga.
Will these heroes be rewarded for their deeds? Will Großßerbera redeem himself as the blessed botter? Is Jani actually Großßerbera?
The evidence and the heroes await.
Transactions and the Botter’s Cost
Botters cost: 3.2263 ETH
Buyers:
0x78FD9e97C8dE34af3cb777196F04F593d5a7f10E
atyb.eth
zoz.eth x2
Total: 1.16 ETH
Botters cost: 1.66 ETH
Buyers:
0x78FD9e97C8dE34af3cb777196F04F593d5a7f10E
atyb.eth
zoz.eth x2
Total: 0.796 ETH
Botters cost: 4.225 ETH
Buyers:
0x78FD9e97C8dE34af3cb777196F04F593d5a7f10E
atyb.eth
zoz.eth
supersetooor.eth
512mace.eth
(0x1E109d267DA61261cb160cb6387fCCC0463d6176 - purchased from 512mace.eth)
This is just the beginning. Ooga booga, mibera.
